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April 13, 2021

The knives are cool and sharp.

The bullwhips mean and quick.

The dragon tails and cat o nines can’t wait to have a lick.

The paddles sing and sting.

The canes and pretty welts

There is no better choker than a good old leather belt.

The crop pops pops pops pops.

The cuffs always fit tight.

The blindfold let’s us see these things without the use of sight.

You will make a fine chair.

A better ottoman.

Dare I say a coffee table...be still this will be fun.

I hope you love cigars.

I think that you just may.

If you play your cards right you might be my lucky ashtray.