TO BE

April 5, 2021

You’re 14 and you come across a friend who’s dad has a box of old playboys in the garage.

1982 playmate of the year issue.

Pubic hair can be a different color than the hair on your head!

You’re aroused on a new level.

You’re 18 and you come across your first pic of a guy getting spit roasted by two trans women.

Late night at Bible college with dial-up where the pic loads line by line from the top down.

Her face and breasts are so hot.

Whoa she has a big dick.

You’re aroused on a new level.

You’re 20 and your friends get you your first dildo for your birthday.

You sit in your car in the parking lot and try and put it in your ass with no lube because you don’t know about lube.

It’s not working and you’re extremely frustrated.

However you’re aroused on a new level.

You’re 25 and you go to a department store and you buy your first pair of female underwear.

You tell the cashier they’re for your wife who just had a baby and can’t go the store to get them herself even though the cashier never asked who the underwear were for but you’re so nervous it just comes out.

You rush home and put them on and inevitably...

You’re aroused on a new level.